I saw the funniest thing today. I was out on the golf course, looking for lost balls in the rough, when a big-shot golfer with fancy clubs and fancy clothes swung at his ball and missed. Cracked me right up.

I wasn't having any luck in the rough, so I grabbed my scuba gear and tried the lake. Scored! That monkey was lined with golfballs! I was scooping them up and tossing them onto the turf, when a couple of security people came along. Said I couldn't go fishing for golf balls cos it put the groundsman out of a job. Then they found out I wasn't a member and "ejected" me from the "premises." I'd considered telling them to get bent, but thought better of it. I'm not that crazy.

-CG.