They gave me some new pills today! Some nice blue ones. I'm not sure how many I'm supposed to take, I usually go by a good handful measure. It's never failed me before!

Mmm... fruity. Now, I should be sane for a couple of hours or so. I can start a novel, or maybe have a conversation with someone. Better yet, I can... whoah. Think I might have taken a few too many of those pills. Things are starting to swim before my eyes.

Hey, diary! You'll never guess where I am now! I think I'm in Oz. Follow the yellow commode! I've met some friendly little pixies, and they showed me a bellybutton I never knew I had! Now I've gotta go, diary - they've promised to take me to see the mystical insurance salesman.

-CG.